Roundup Of Twenty-Two Memes In No Particular Order

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 18, 2019 11:08 AM EST

The holidays are approaching, so why not take a look through this list of 33 funny puns? Stock up on some dad jokes and make your father proud at the holiday dinner.

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  • 01
    Airline - 、体就宝公司 AIR CHINA A man from China bought a first class ticket which came with access to a VIP lounge that had free food. He rescheduled over 300 times in a year to enjoy over 300 free meals. When investigated, it was found that after eating he would change his reservation to a later date. He finally canceled his ticket and got a full refund.
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - mylittleghoulscout did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for f because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays but then Christianity found out about it and were like "Fag???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!" and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some siL so thanks Christians for ruining everyone's y fun
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Product - HELLMANN'S Mayonnaisal Spray For when you're breathing a little too easy... HELLMANNS REAL
    via Random bullsh*t on my phone since it's a slow day at wotk
  • 04
    Pink - LEGO Fleshlight. You thought stepping on them hurt.
    via Random bullsh*t on my phone since it's a slow day at wotk
  • 05
    Text - Talking to townspeople to advance the plot Starting barfights
    via Random bullsh*t on my phone since it's a slow day at wotk
  • 06
    Yellow - I LOVE HONEY! BUT You KNOW WHAT I DON'T LOVE ? Be kind to everybody People who judge others based on race instead of personality no matter what!
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Furniture - Video Games be like: the path is blocked!
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Bird - IF YOU INSTALL LOUD MUFFLERS TO GET PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOUR CAR YOU RE JUST AS SI AS YOUR CAR
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Food - What normal people see: What colorblind people see:
    via Random bullsh*t on my phone since it's a slow day at wotk
  • 10
    Text - Someone's career: *starts taking off Racist tweets from 2012:
    via Random bullsh*t on my phone since it's a slow day at wotk
  • 11
    Cat - It says here you're a bitch.
    via Random bullsh*t on my phone since it's a slow day at wotk
  • 12
    White - WHEN YOU'RE THE LITTLE SPOON AHEN YOU'RE THE BIG SPOON @Verauko / @itsVerauko VERAUKO Natalia Trykowska
    via Random bullsh*t on my phone since it's a slow day at wotk
  • 13
    Text - skazuhira a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to constantly be wearing the loudest flip flops ever shedoshebest This is to the counterpart to that 'horror game where the only light is your light up shoes' post. goweninsane Op's suggestion is neat but a better one would be a stealth game where the hard mode is your character being dummy thiccccc, and the clap of their asscheeks keeps alerting the guards skazuhira I'm gonna end you with my own hands
    via Reddit
  • 14
    via Random bullsh*t on my phone since it's a slow day at wotk
  • 15
    Text - Woman Pulls Gun From Vagina After Dispute Over Space Aliens 5'6" 66 5'3" 63 -60 5'0"- 4'9"- EZ MUGSHO ROW Extra Pockets DOPEPOSTS Carrying capacity is increased by 100. REQUIRES 50 PICKPOCKET 70
    via Random bullsh*t on my phone since it's a slow day at wotk
  • 16
    Cartoon - I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oo0) I am four eels Never meant to make your daughter cry I am several fish and not a guy BABY WAIT WEB TOON BAŞED ON A TWEET BY @JNALV ILLUSTRATEDINTERNET.COM/@DAMILEE
    via Random bullsh*t on my phone since it's a slow day at wotk
  • 17
    Green - Ms. Monopoly: we're the first game where woman have the advantage! Chess: 7 3 ъ 6. 2.
    via Reddit
  • 18
    Text - dragon-in-a-fez adult politicians: teenagers shouldn't vote because the part of their brain that deals with prioritizing long-term goals over immediate satisfaction isn't fully developed teenagers: please stop destroying the planet adult politicians: but the planet won't be unlivable for decades and I want oil money now Source: dragon-in-a-fez 32,648 notes
    via Reddit
  • 19
    Text - Me and my dog when he has successfully pulled me out of depression for 100000000000000th time EDEI
    via Reddit
  • 20
    Advertising - King Tut had a club foot, feminine hips, an overbite. He had Kohler's disease. DNA determine that Pharaoh's parents were undoubtedly brother and sister. 7 blowingfact ALABAMA comy true predecessor
    via Reddit
  • 21
    Yoda - Gandhi demanding the British leave India or he'll starve himself Gandhi when it actually works
    via Reddit
  • 22
    Dog - When I was in Mexico I saw a little knew I had to buy them for this reason ASTESLTTS sombrero and a little saddle and I
    via Reddit

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